Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi by Steven Borzachillo – A Hilarious Crochet Adventure

If you’re looking to add a little “killer” fun to your crochet projects, Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi is the perfect choice! Steven Borzachillo, the mastermind behind the viral crochet sensation “Brochet,” has crafted a delightfully quirky guide for crafters who enjoy both creativity and a touch of mischief in their crafting.

This book introduces the concept of creating crocheted weaponry, armor, and adorable but slightly macabre characters—aka ami-gore-umi. Whether you’re a beginner crocheter or a seasoned pro looking for a laugh, this guide offers accessible instructions and patterns for 30 bold and fun projects. From the Sure-U-Can Ninja Star to the Yarn-ssassin’s Dagger, each project is designed to inject a little whimsy and excitement into your crochet collection.

I personally had a blast making the Wizard’s Staff and Feeling Wiley TNT—they’re perfect for any fan of cosplay, conventions, or just those of us who love crafting quirky pieces that double as conversation starters. And don’t even get me started on the Guillo-ton of Fun and the Brainy Bro—I’m not sure what’s more fun, making them or the hilarious looks I get when people see them!

Borzachillo’s instructions are clear, so even if you’re just picking up a crochet hook for the first time, you won’t feel lost. The patterns offer a mix of playfulness and ease, making it easy to jump from one project to the next. And while the projects are perfect for cosplay props or just some fun home decor, the book doesn’t stop at just cool designs—it’s also filled with humorous commentary that will make you chuckle through every stitch.

One of the book’s funniest (and slightly twisted) aspects is the idea of crocheted “guts”—yes, you read that correctly! The cuddly entrails that are part of the Ami-gore-umi section of the book are perfect for Halloween or anyone who just loves a bit of dark humor. (And I’ve discovered that crochet guts make surprisingly cozy scarves—so there’s that!)

What You Can Expect:

30 incredibly fun and easy patterns for crocheting everything from ninja stars to alien blasters.
Instructions designed for beginner crocheters, so it’s great for crafters who may be new to amigurumi and plush creations.
A healthy dose of laughs and whimsy with every project.

Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi is the perfect book for anyone who enjoys combining their love for crochet with a bit of playful absurdity. Whether you’re crafting a ninja star for your next costume, making an adorable yet deadly flail, or just looking for something fun and unique to work on, this book has you covered.

So, assemble your yarn, sharpen your crochet hooks, and get ready for a battle of creativity that’s sure to leave you laughing and crafting your very own plush armory!

If you’re a sucker for anything with a little texture and a bit of old-school sweetness, the Everly crochet baby blanket is going to be right up your alley. This pattern is described as being inspired by a “field of blooming roses,” and honestly… that’s exactly the vibe. Those rosette motifs give it that pretty, dimensional look that instantly makes a blanket feel special, even before it’s finished.

What I like about a motif-based baby blanket like this is the built-in “wow factor.” You’re not just making rows and rows of the same stitch (which can be soothing… until you’re 900 stitches in and questioning your life choices). With the rosettes, you get that satisfying sense of progress — each motif feels like a little finished moment, and then suddenly you’ve got a blanket coming together.

The finished size is a really lovely, practical baby blanket size too: approximately 36” wide x 44” long. Big enough for pram naps, floor play, tummy time, and all those cozy cuddles — without turning into a never-ending, queen-size commitment.

This is also one of those patterns that makes a gorgeous gift. It’s sweet and nursery-friendly, but it doesn’t feel overly cutesy. It has that timeless, handmade look that people tend to keep — the kind of blanket that ends up being “the” blanket in family photos for years.

If you enjoy crochet that has texture, charm, and that slightly vintage-meets-whimsical feel, Everly is the kind of blanket pattern that’s genuinely fun to make and even nicer to gift.

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