Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi by Steven Borzachillo – A Hilarious Crochet Adventure

If you’re looking to add a little “killer” fun to your crochet projects, Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi is the perfect choice! Steven Borzachillo, the mastermind behind the viral crochet sensation “Brochet,” has crafted a delightfully quirky guide for crafters who enjoy both creativity and a touch of mischief in their crafting.

This book introduces the concept of creating crocheted weaponry, armor, and adorable but slightly macabre characters—aka ami-gore-umi. Whether you’re a beginner crocheter or a seasoned pro looking for a laugh, this guide offers accessible instructions and patterns for 30 bold and fun projects. From the Sure-U-Can Ninja Star to the Yarn-ssassin’s Dagger, each project is designed to inject a little whimsy and excitement into your crochet collection.

I personally had a blast making the Wizard’s Staff and Feeling Wiley TNT—they’re perfect for any fan of cosplay, conventions, or just those of us who love crafting quirky pieces that double as conversation starters. And don’t even get me started on the Guillo-ton of Fun and the Brainy Bro—I’m not sure what’s more fun, making them or the hilarious looks I get when people see them!

Borzachillo’s instructions are clear, so even if you’re just picking up a crochet hook for the first time, you won’t feel lost. The patterns offer a mix of playfulness and ease, making it easy to jump from one project to the next. And while the projects are perfect for cosplay props or just some fun home decor, the book doesn’t stop at just cool designs—it’s also filled with humorous commentary that will make you chuckle through every stitch.

One of the book’s funniest (and slightly twisted) aspects is the idea of crocheted “guts”—yes, you read that correctly! The cuddly entrails that are part of the Ami-gore-umi section of the book are perfect for Halloween or anyone who just loves a bit of dark humor. (And I’ve discovered that crochet guts make surprisingly cozy scarves—so there’s that!)

What You Can Expect:

30 incredibly fun and easy patterns for crocheting everything from ninja stars to alien blasters.
Instructions designed for beginner crocheters, so it’s great for crafters who may be new to amigurumi and plush creations.
A healthy dose of laughs and whimsy with every project.

Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi is the perfect book for anyone who enjoys combining their love for crochet with a bit of playful absurdity. Whether you’re crafting a ninja star for your next costume, making an adorable yet deadly flail, or just looking for something fun and unique to work on, this book has you covered.

So, assemble your yarn, sharpen your crochet hooks, and get ready for a battle of creativity that’s sure to leave you laughing and crafting your very own plush armory!

Some crochet jackets can feel a bit bulky or overly “crafty,” but this Crochet Eyelet Jacket from Lana Grossa feels refreshingly modern and wearable. Available through Jimmy Beans Wool, this is the kind of pattern that bridges the gap between handmade and ready-to-wear in the best possible way.

What immediately caught my eye is the eyelet stitchwork. It gives the jacket structure without heaviness, and that little bit of openness makes it perfect for layering. This isn’t a coat you wear once or twice a year — it’s a light jacket you can throw on over a tee, a tank, or even a simple dress when you want a bit of warmth without committing to sleeves-and-scarf weather.

From a crochet point of view, this is a really satisfying garment to make. The eyelet pattern keeps things interesting, but it’s still rhythmic enough that you can settle into it and enjoy the process. It’s the kind of project that feels very “grown-up crochet” — thoughtful construction, clean lines, and a finish that looks intentional rather than homemade in a rushed way.

Skill-wise, this one sits nicely in the intermediate range. You’ll want to be comfortable reading stitch patterns and maintaining even tension, especially with the eyelet design, but nothing about it feels unnecessarily complicated. If you’ve made a garment or two before and enjoyed the process, this is a lovely next step.

What I really appreciate about this jacket is how versatile it feels. In a neutral yarn, it becomes a wardrobe staple. In something bolder, it turns into a statement piece without losing its elegance. It’s the kind of crochet you can wear out to lunch, to work, or just around the house and still feel pulled together.

If you enjoy crochet garments that feel stylish, practical, and genuinely wearable, this eyelet jacket is a beautiful pattern to have on hand — one of those projects that makes you feel very pleased with your crochet skills once it’s finished.

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