Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi by Steven Borzachillo – A Hilarious Crochet Adventure

If you’re looking to add a little “killer” fun to your crochet projects, Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi is the perfect choice! Steven Borzachillo, the mastermind behind the viral crochet sensation “Brochet,” has crafted a delightfully quirky guide for crafters who enjoy both creativity and a touch of mischief in their crafting.

This book introduces the concept of creating crocheted weaponry, armor, and adorable but slightly macabre characters—aka ami-gore-umi. Whether you’re a beginner crocheter or a seasoned pro looking for a laugh, this guide offers accessible instructions and patterns for 30 bold and fun projects. From the Sure-U-Can Ninja Star to the Yarn-ssassin’s Dagger, each project is designed to inject a little whimsy and excitement into your crochet collection.

I personally had a blast making the Wizard’s Staff and Feeling Wiley TNT—they’re perfect for any fan of cosplay, conventions, or just those of us who love crafting quirky pieces that double as conversation starters. And don’t even get me started on the Guillo-ton of Fun and the Brainy Bro—I’m not sure what’s more fun, making them or the hilarious looks I get when people see them!

Borzachillo’s instructions are clear, so even if you’re just picking up a crochet hook for the first time, you won’t feel lost. The patterns offer a mix of playfulness and ease, making it easy to jump from one project to the next. And while the projects are perfect for cosplay props or just some fun home decor, the book doesn’t stop at just cool designs—it’s also filled with humorous commentary that will make you chuckle through every stitch.

One of the book’s funniest (and slightly twisted) aspects is the idea of crocheted “guts”—yes, you read that correctly! The cuddly entrails that are part of the Ami-gore-umi section of the book are perfect for Halloween or anyone who just loves a bit of dark humor. (And I’ve discovered that crochet guts make surprisingly cozy scarves—so there’s that!)

What You Can Expect:

30 incredibly fun and easy patterns for crocheting everything from ninja stars to alien blasters.
Instructions designed for beginner crocheters, so it’s great for crafters who may be new to amigurumi and plush creations.
A healthy dose of laughs and whimsy with every project.

Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi is the perfect book for anyone who enjoys combining their love for crochet with a bit of playful absurdity. Whether you’re crafting a ninja star for your next costume, making an adorable yet deadly flail, or just looking for something fun and unique to work on, this book has you covered.

So, assemble your yarn, sharpen your crochet hooks, and get ready for a battle of creativity that’s sure to leave you laughing and crafting your very own plush armory!

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If you love delicate baby crochet patterns with a vintage feel, this Free Lace Christening Dress Pattern from Mary Maxim is a beautiful one to add to your list. It has all the elements that make a handmade piece feel extra special: a soft lace look, thoughtful construction, and that classic heirloom quality so many crocheters love for milestone occasions. The pattern is a free download from Mary Maxim and is designed as a delicate lace christening gown with a onesie bottom attached inside, which gives it a more practical finish for little ones.

What makes this pattern stand out is that it is not just pretty, it is also structured in a way that sounds satisfying for garment crocheters. Mary Maxim says the dress is worked from the bodice down to the body in rows and rounds, with the lace skirt worked directly onto the bodice after the body is completed. It also features a button closure at the shoulder. The recommended yarn is Premier Afternoon Cotton, a #3 sport-weight mercerized cotton, and the pattern uses a U.S. D/3 (3.25 mm) crochet hook.

For sizing, the pattern includes 0–6 months, 6–12 months, 12–18 months, and 18–24 months, which makes it useful whether you are making something for a newborn ceremony or planning ahead for a baby gift. The materials list calls for 5, 6, 7, or 8 balls of yarn depending on size, along with elastic, small buttons, and basic finishing supplies. Mary Maxim also lists the skill level through the stitch requirements, which include chain, slip stitch, single crochet, half double crochet, double crochet, increases, decreases, foundation single crochet, rounds, third-loop work, and V-stitch, so this feels better suited to crocheters with some garment or lace experience rather than absolute beginners.

From a blogger’s point of view, this is the kind of pattern that really shines when you want a project with emotional value. It has that handmade-for-a-special-day feel, but it also looks like the sort of garment that could be tucked away afterward as a keepsake. I think that is a big part of the appeal. So many baby crochet patterns are cute for everyday wear, but this one feels more ceremonial and memorable. That makes it a lovely choice for christenings, baptisms, naming days, blessing outfits, or even family photos where you want something classic and timeless. That is my interpretation based on the pattern description and overall design style shown on the Mary Maxim listing.

I also like that the design includes a onesie bottom attached inside. That detail gives it a more wearable finish and makes it feel more thoughtful than a purely decorative dress. It is those little practical touches that can make a special-occasion garment easier for parents to manage while still keeping the elegant lace appearance on the outside.

One thing worth noting is that Mary Maxim currently shows no reviews on the pattern page, so if you are someone who likes checking finished project feedback before downloading, there is not much user commentary there right now. The pattern is also marked as a free download, and the site notes that patterns require Adobe Reader to view.

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