Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi by Steven Borzachillo – A Hilarious Crochet Adventure

If you’re looking to add a little “killer” fun to your crochet projects, Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi is the perfect choice! Steven Borzachillo, the mastermind behind the viral crochet sensation “Brochet,” has crafted a delightfully quirky guide for crafters who enjoy both creativity and a touch of mischief in their crafting.

This book introduces the concept of creating crocheted weaponry, armor, and adorable but slightly macabre characters—aka ami-gore-umi. Whether you’re a beginner crocheter or a seasoned pro looking for a laugh, this guide offers accessible instructions and patterns for 30 bold and fun projects. From the Sure-U-Can Ninja Star to the Yarn-ssassin’s Dagger, each project is designed to inject a little whimsy and excitement into your crochet collection.

I personally had a blast making the Wizard’s Staff and Feeling Wiley TNT—they’re perfect for any fan of cosplay, conventions, or just those of us who love crafting quirky pieces that double as conversation starters. And don’t even get me started on the Guillo-ton of Fun and the Brainy Bro—I’m not sure what’s more fun, making them or the hilarious looks I get when people see them!

Borzachillo’s instructions are clear, so even if you’re just picking up a crochet hook for the first time, you won’t feel lost. The patterns offer a mix of playfulness and ease, making it easy to jump from one project to the next. And while the projects are perfect for cosplay props or just some fun home decor, the book doesn’t stop at just cool designs—it’s also filled with humorous commentary that will make you chuckle through every stitch.

One of the book’s funniest (and slightly twisted) aspects is the idea of crocheted “guts”—yes, you read that correctly! The cuddly entrails that are part of the Ami-gore-umi section of the book are perfect for Halloween or anyone who just loves a bit of dark humor. (And I’ve discovered that crochet guts make surprisingly cozy scarves—so there’s that!)

What You Can Expect:

30 incredibly fun and easy patterns for crocheting everything from ninja stars to alien blasters.
Instructions designed for beginner crocheters, so it’s great for crafters who may be new to amigurumi and plush creations.
A healthy dose of laughs and whimsy with every project.

Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-umi is the perfect book for anyone who enjoys combining their love for crochet with a bit of playful absurdity. Whether you’re crafting a ninja star for your next costume, making an adorable yet deadly flail, or just looking for something fun and unique to work on, this book has you covered.

So, assemble your yarn, sharpen your crochet hooks, and get ready for a battle of creativity that’s sure to leave you laughing and crafting your very own plush armory!

If you are looking for an easy crochet slouchy hat pattern for beginners, this one from CraftBits is a great place to start. It is a simple unisex crochet hat worked in rows, then joined into a tube and gathered at the top, which keeps the construction nice and approachable. The project uses worsted weight yarn, a 9 mm hook, and just a yarn needle for finishing, so you do not need a long shopping list before getting started.

What makes this pattern appealing is how beginner-friendly it is. The tutorial is presented as a video-based project, and the written instructions are very straightforward, using single crochet worked through the back loop to create that ribbed, stretchy texture. That means you get a hat with a nice casual slouch and a knit-look finish, without needing advanced stitches or complicated shaping.

I also like that it is the kind of crochet project that feels practical straight away. You are making an adult-size hat, it works up with two strands of yarn held together, and the repeat is simple enough that you can settle into the rhythm pretty quickly. This is the sort of pattern that would suit gift-making, market prep, or those evenings when you want something relaxing on your hook instead of a project that makes you count every second stitch like your life depends on it.

Because it is a basic slouch hat shape, there is also plenty of room to play with colour and yarn choices. You could keep it classic and neutral, go bold with bright shades, or make a stack of them in different colours for family gifts. Simple patterns like this are often the ones that get used over and over again, especially when they are easy to customise. That flexibility is part of what makes this one such a handy little free crochet pattern to have bookmarked.

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