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Caption This: Win $50 Voucher! New look from LordvonSchmitt!

December 8, 2016 by Shellie Wilson

“Not everyone is a tiny little pixie, but they can still look devastating in crochet shorts. These are crochet shorts with an awesome rainbow vertical stripe pattern. Made from a vintage afghan blanket crocheted in acrylic yarn.”

So says our favorite crochet shorts designer. And we couldn’t agree more!

Give a caption to these awesome crochet shorts and the picture above to win a $50 voucher to an Etsy store of your choice!

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Comments

  1. Karen Switaj says

    December 8, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    You must’ve been a beautiful baby!

  2. Lisa says

    December 9, 2016 at 12:57 am

    Omg, I have this afghan. Got it for a wedding gift in 1981, still use it.

  3. Judith (from Israel) says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:06 am

    Real men wear crochet shorts.

  4. Jan says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:55 am

    Do these earrings make my butt look big?!

  5. Susan salcedo says

    December 9, 2016 at 9:46 am

    Taste the rainbow !

  6. sparkleanddoomdesigns says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:07 am

    I’m bringin’ crochet back (yeah)
    Them other boys don’t know how to hook {Justin Timberlake song..SexyBack..}

  7. Steven says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:10 am

    one great beached whale

  8. Jess says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:20 am

    It’s not for everyone.

  9. Megan says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:29 am

    MHMMM…. I know I look good

  10. evans s says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:58 am

    Damn girl! i just found the perfect thing to wear on our cruise next weekend. You want me to make one for you too?

  11. Michele says

    December 9, 2016 at 11:50 am

    Want to go to the beach with me?

  12. Mercedes says

    December 9, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    Oh, you KNOW I look good!

  13. Sandi Munson Rath says

    December 9, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    Sometimes…a man just wants to feel pretty!!!!

  14. Veronica says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    Oh come, let us adore him. . . AND his crocheted shortrs!

  15. Veronica says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    *Oh come, let us adore him. . .AND his crocheted shorts!*

  16. Veronica says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    For sale: garden hose and terra cotta flower pot. $50 OBO. What? You thought I was selling my shorts?! Not THESE babies!

  17. beverly says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    iam so sexy i can wear anything

  18. Karen Rowell says

    December 9, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    I don’t ALWAYS wear crochet shorts, but, Baby, I am hooked on these stripes!

  19. Karen Rowell says

    December 9, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    Savor the eye candy.

  20. Karen Rowell says

    December 9, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Not your Granny’s afghan, baby!

  21. Amy Smith says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Hey girl, let’s make a rainbow connection.

  22. Hilary Chopin says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Does my bum look big in these.?

  23. Elizabeth Price says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:41 am

    Crochet is sexy, and I know it!

  24. Jaya says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:52 am

    “Get the most of your life – Get you size.”

  25. Chris says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:52 am

    Ma I don’t care what you say. I love her and I’m going to marry her.

  26. DEANNA CRABTREE says

    December 10, 2016 at 1:10 am

    AND PEOPLE SAID I COULDNT CARRY THIS LOOK OFF…..

  27. melodee says

    December 10, 2016 at 1:10 am

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!

  28. Minta Fung says

    December 10, 2016 at 1:18 am

    Oh so sweet, you thought I was talking about me. NO, I was talking about these stripe crochet shorts. Aren’t they just to die for?

  29. Connie Robinson says

    December 10, 2016 at 4:59 am

    Oh no you didn”t!!

  30. Pat says

    December 10, 2016 at 7:10 am

    Just got some OMG! Shorts to go with my OMG! Thanks Granny ????????????

  31. Pat says

    December 10, 2016 at 7:13 am

    Just got some OMG! shorts to go with my OMG! hair. Thanks Granny.

  32. Ferdinand says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:28 pm

    Yeah, probably should have lined these . . .

  33. sandra wardell says

    December 10, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    “Why, yes. Yes I am…….

  34. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    December 11, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    With apologies to the Rocky & Bullwinkle show:

    “Edgar: ‘Now there’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.’

    “Chauncey: ‘What’s that, Edgar?’

    “Edgar: That guy sunbathing over there.’

    “Chauncey: ‘What’s so unusual about that?’

    “Edgar: ‘Instead of Tall Bullwinkle Moose, it’s Loose Wool Blankie Shorts.’

  35. Jessica Whitehouse says

    December 11, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    Rockin the “Dad-Bod”!

  36. Donna DiFalco says

    December 12, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    Do these crochet shorts make me look a little heavy-?

  37. Jamie S. says

    December 15, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    “Upcycled. Never upstaged.” 😉

  38. Judi says

    December 15, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    The perfect balance of man candy and “no, you can’t have any” attitude

  39. Karen R. says

    December 16, 2016 at 2:45 am

    Today I found myself smiling for no reason and then I realized it was because I was wearing crochet shorts.

  40. laurie says

    December 17, 2016 at 11:20 am

    First thought; just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. LOL Although I must say that I would absolutely LOVE the afghan!

  41. CHARITY FOERSTER says

    December 18, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…

  42. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    December 19, 2016 at 11:09 am

    Either my comment disappeared or hasn’t been approved in over a week, so I’ll try again:

    Remember the two guys Edgar and Chauncey from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show?

    Edgar: ‘Now there’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.’

    Chauncey: ‘What’s that, Edgar?’

    “Edgar: ‘That fella sunbathing over there.’

    “Chauncey: ‘What’s so unusual about that?’

    Edgar: ‘It’s not Tall Bullwinkle Moose, it’s a guy in Loose Wool Blankie Shorts!’

  43. Joyce Pearson says

    December 26, 2016 at 1:01 am

    Have you found your pot of gold at the end of your rainbow? Well, here I am

  44. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    January 1, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Move over Esther Williams, there’s a new big SPLASH in Hollywood!

    He’s BETTER! He’s WETTER!
    He’s a real GO-GETTER!

    It’s THE MILLION DOLLAR MER-DUDE!

    Diving into a theatre near you soon, in Fabulous Lord von Schmitt fashions!

  45. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    January 17, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    Is there a winner?

  46. Denise Bryant says

    January 20, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    Do these crochet shorts make my butt look big?

  47. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    February 3, 2017 at 12:55 am

    I hate to be a pest, but – Is there a winner?

Have you read?

Why Brava Yarn Is a Great Choice for Crochet Projects

If your crochet project needs plenty of colour, easy-care yarn and a sensible price, Brava is one of those dependable acrylic yarns worth keeping in mind. Even better, Brava is the Yarn of the Month and is currently 20% off throughout September, with no discount code required.

Brava is a soft, premium acrylic yarn designed for projects that will be used, washed and loved. That makes it particularly useful for crochet blankets, granny-square projects, amigurumi, children’s clothing, baby gifts and everyday accessories.

Why Crocheters Will Love Brava

One of Brava’s biggest selling points is its generous colour range. Granny-square blankets and colourwork projects can quickly require a surprisingly large selection of shades, so having plenty of coordinating colours available makes planning your palette much easier.

It is also available in four different yarn weights. You can choose a lighter option for garments and accessories, a classic weight for blankets and toys or a heavier yarn when you want a quick and cosy project.

Because Brava is acrylic, finished items are easier to care for than projects made with more delicate fibres. This is especially helpful when crocheting baby blankets, toys, pet blankets or gifts for people who may not want to hand-wash their crochet.

What Would I Crochet With Brava?

I would use Brava for a colourful granny-square blanket, a washable baby afghan or a collection of amigurumi toys. It would also be a practical option for donation projects because it combines softness, durability and affordability.

The current 20% discount makes September a good time to experiment with a new colour palette or stock up for a larger crochet blanket. If you have a project sitting in your queue that needs multiple balls of yarn, this might be the little push you needed to finally start it.

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