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Caption This: Win $50 Voucher! New look from LordvonSchmitt!

December 8, 2016 by Shellie Wilson

“Not everyone is a tiny little pixie, but they can still look devastating in crochet shorts. These are crochet shorts with an awesome rainbow vertical stripe pattern. Made from a vintage afghan blanket crocheted in acrylic yarn.”

So says our favorite crochet shorts designer. And we couldn’t agree more!

Give a caption to these awesome crochet shorts and the picture above to win a $50 voucher to an Etsy store of your choice!

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Comments

  1. Karen Switaj says

    December 8, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    You must’ve been a beautiful baby!

  2. Lisa says

    December 9, 2016 at 12:57 am

    Omg, I have this afghan. Got it for a wedding gift in 1981, still use it.

  3. Judith (from Israel) says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:06 am

    Real men wear crochet shorts.

  4. Jan says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:55 am

    Do these earrings make my butt look big?!

  5. Susan salcedo says

    December 9, 2016 at 9:46 am

    Taste the rainbow !

  6. sparkleanddoomdesigns says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:07 am

    I’m bringin’ crochet back (yeah)
    Them other boys don’t know how to hook {Justin Timberlake song..SexyBack..}

  7. Steven says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:10 am

    one great beached whale

  8. Jess says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:20 am

    It’s not for everyone.

  9. Megan says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:29 am

    MHMMM…. I know I look good

  10. evans s says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:58 am

    Damn girl! i just found the perfect thing to wear on our cruise next weekend. You want me to make one for you too?

  11. Michele says

    December 9, 2016 at 11:50 am

    Want to go to the beach with me?

  12. Mercedes says

    December 9, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    Oh, you KNOW I look good!

  13. Sandi Munson Rath says

    December 9, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    Sometimes…a man just wants to feel pretty!!!!

  14. Veronica says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    Oh come, let us adore him. . . AND his crocheted shortrs!

  15. Veronica says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    *Oh come, let us adore him. . .AND his crocheted shorts!*

  16. Veronica says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    For sale: garden hose and terra cotta flower pot. $50 OBO. What? You thought I was selling my shorts?! Not THESE babies!

  17. beverly says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    iam so sexy i can wear anything

  18. Karen Rowell says

    December 9, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    I don’t ALWAYS wear crochet shorts, but, Baby, I am hooked on these stripes!

  19. Karen Rowell says

    December 9, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    Savor the eye candy.

  20. Karen Rowell says

    December 9, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Not your Granny’s afghan, baby!

  21. Amy Smith says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Hey girl, let’s make a rainbow connection.

  22. Hilary Chopin says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Does my bum look big in these.?

  23. Elizabeth Price says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:41 am

    Crochet is sexy, and I know it!

  24. Jaya says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:52 am

    “Get the most of your life – Get you size.”

  25. Chris says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:52 am

    Ma I don’t care what you say. I love her and I’m going to marry her.

  26. DEANNA CRABTREE says

    December 10, 2016 at 1:10 am

    AND PEOPLE SAID I COULDNT CARRY THIS LOOK OFF…..

  27. melodee says

    December 10, 2016 at 1:10 am

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!

  28. Minta Fung says

    December 10, 2016 at 1:18 am

    Oh so sweet, you thought I was talking about me. NO, I was talking about these stripe crochet shorts. Aren’t they just to die for?

  29. Connie Robinson says

    December 10, 2016 at 4:59 am

    Oh no you didn”t!!

  30. Pat says

    December 10, 2016 at 7:10 am

    Just got some OMG! Shorts to go with my OMG! Thanks Granny ????????????

  31. Pat says

    December 10, 2016 at 7:13 am

    Just got some OMG! shorts to go with my OMG! hair. Thanks Granny.

  32. Ferdinand says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:28 pm

    Yeah, probably should have lined these . . .

  33. sandra wardell says

    December 10, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    “Why, yes. Yes I am…….

  34. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    December 11, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    With apologies to the Rocky & Bullwinkle show:

    “Edgar: ‘Now there’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.’

    “Chauncey: ‘What’s that, Edgar?’

    “Edgar: That guy sunbathing over there.’

    “Chauncey: ‘What’s so unusual about that?’

    “Edgar: ‘Instead of Tall Bullwinkle Moose, it’s Loose Wool Blankie Shorts.’

  35. Jessica Whitehouse says

    December 11, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    Rockin the “Dad-Bod”!

  36. Donna DiFalco says

    December 12, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    Do these crochet shorts make me look a little heavy-?

  37. Jamie S. says

    December 15, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    “Upcycled. Never upstaged.” 😉

  38. Judi says

    December 15, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    The perfect balance of man candy and “no, you can’t have any” attitude

  39. Karen R. says

    December 16, 2016 at 2:45 am

    Today I found myself smiling for no reason and then I realized it was because I was wearing crochet shorts.

  40. laurie says

    December 17, 2016 at 11:20 am

    First thought; just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. LOL Although I must say that I would absolutely LOVE the afghan!

  41. CHARITY FOERSTER says

    December 18, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…

  42. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    December 19, 2016 at 11:09 am

    Either my comment disappeared or hasn’t been approved in over a week, so I’ll try again:

    Remember the two guys Edgar and Chauncey from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show?

    Edgar: ‘Now there’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.’

    Chauncey: ‘What’s that, Edgar?’

    “Edgar: ‘That fella sunbathing over there.’

    “Chauncey: ‘What’s so unusual about that?’

    Edgar: ‘It’s not Tall Bullwinkle Moose, it’s a guy in Loose Wool Blankie Shorts!’

  43. Joyce Pearson says

    December 26, 2016 at 1:01 am

    Have you found your pot of gold at the end of your rainbow? Well, here I am

  44. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    January 1, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Move over Esther Williams, there’s a new big SPLASH in Hollywood!

    He’s BETTER! He’s WETTER!
    He’s a real GO-GETTER!

    It’s THE MILLION DOLLAR MER-DUDE!

    Diving into a theatre near you soon, in Fabulous Lord von Schmitt fashions!

  45. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    January 17, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    Is there a winner?

  46. Denise Bryant says

    January 20, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    Do these crochet shorts make my butt look big?

  47. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    February 3, 2017 at 12:55 am

    I hate to be a pest, but – Is there a winner?

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Let’s be honest, a lot of beginners want a project that looks good before they want a project that teaches them patience.

That’s exactly why scarves and cowls work so well. They’re practical, cozy, and giftable, and they often use the same few stitches over and over again. You get to build confidence while making something you can actually wear, wrap up for a friend, or stash away for cooler weather. It feels like real progress, not just practice.

I also love that this category has a nice mix of super simple wins and slightly more textured designs. If you want a one-skein cowl you can finish over a weekend, there are plenty of those. If you want a chunky scarf with a bit more visual interest, you can find that too. It’s a very forgiving place to begin, and for a lot of crocheters it’s the category that turns “I’m trying crochet” into “I think I’m properly into crochet now.”

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Free Pattern – Moss Stitch Crochet Cowl

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This one feels like a nice next-step option. It still sits in the easy category, but it has a slightly more refined look, which makes it perfect for crocheters who’ve finished a basic beginner piece and are ready for something just a touch more styled. A roundup needs a few of those “you’re ready now” patterns.

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They also give you a finished item that feels useful.

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A dishcloth is practical, yes, but a cozy scarf or cowl feels more exciting to a lot of people. It looks like a real handmade piece. It can become a gift, part of your winter wardrobe, or the thing that makes you think, “Actually, I can do this.”

If you’re choosing your first project, look for patterns that mention beginner, easy, one skein, chunky yarn, or fast finish. Those usually give you the most encouraging experience. The more success you have early on, the easier it is to keep going.

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This is the kind of crochet category that quietly builds confidence stitch by stitch. Start with one simple cowl, then try a scarf with texture, then maybe a chunky wrap or hooded cowl once you feel brave. Before long, your yarn basket will be full and you’ll be calling it a “collection,” which is a very familiar craft-room trick.

 

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