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Caption This: Win $50 Voucher! New look from LordvonSchmitt!

December 8, 2016 by Shellie Wilson

“Not everyone is a tiny little pixie, but they can still look devastating in crochet shorts. These are crochet shorts with an awesome rainbow vertical stripe pattern. Made from a vintage afghan blanket crocheted in acrylic yarn.”

So says our favorite crochet shorts designer. And we couldn’t agree more!

Give a caption to these awesome crochet shorts and the picture above to win a $50 voucher to an Etsy store of your choice!

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Comments

  1. Karen Switaj says

    December 8, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    You must’ve been a beautiful baby!

  2. Lisa says

    December 9, 2016 at 12:57 am

    Omg, I have this afghan. Got it for a wedding gift in 1981, still use it.

  3. Judith (from Israel) says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:06 am

    Real men wear crochet shorts.

  4. Jan says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:55 am

    Do these earrings make my butt look big?!

  5. Susan salcedo says

    December 9, 2016 at 9:46 am

    Taste the rainbow !

  6. sparkleanddoomdesigns says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:07 am

    I’m bringin’ crochet back (yeah)
    Them other boys don’t know how to hook {Justin Timberlake song..SexyBack..}

  7. Steven says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:10 am

    one great beached whale

  8. Jess says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:20 am

    It’s not for everyone.

  9. Megan says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:29 am

    MHMMM…. I know I look good

  10. evans s says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:58 am

    Damn girl! i just found the perfect thing to wear on our cruise next weekend. You want me to make one for you too?

  11. Michele says

    December 9, 2016 at 11:50 am

    Want to go to the beach with me?

  12. Mercedes says

    December 9, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    Oh, you KNOW I look good!

  13. Sandi Munson Rath says

    December 9, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    Sometimes…a man just wants to feel pretty!!!!

  14. Veronica says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    Oh come, let us adore him. . . AND his crocheted shortrs!

  15. Veronica says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    *Oh come, let us adore him. . .AND his crocheted shorts!*

  16. Veronica says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    For sale: garden hose and terra cotta flower pot. $50 OBO. What? You thought I was selling my shorts?! Not THESE babies!

  17. beverly says

    December 9, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    iam so sexy i can wear anything

  18. Karen Rowell says

    December 9, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    I don’t ALWAYS wear crochet shorts, but, Baby, I am hooked on these stripes!

  19. Karen Rowell says

    December 9, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    Savor the eye candy.

  20. Karen Rowell says

    December 9, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Not your Granny’s afghan, baby!

  21. Amy Smith says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Hey girl, let’s make a rainbow connection.

  22. Hilary Chopin says

    December 9, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Does my bum look big in these.?

  23. Elizabeth Price says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:41 am

    Crochet is sexy, and I know it!

  24. Jaya says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:52 am

    “Get the most of your life – Get you size.”

  25. Chris says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:52 am

    Ma I don’t care what you say. I love her and I’m going to marry her.

  26. DEANNA CRABTREE says

    December 10, 2016 at 1:10 am

    AND PEOPLE SAID I COULDNT CARRY THIS LOOK OFF…..

  27. melodee says

    December 10, 2016 at 1:10 am

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!

  28. Minta Fung says

    December 10, 2016 at 1:18 am

    Oh so sweet, you thought I was talking about me. NO, I was talking about these stripe crochet shorts. Aren’t they just to die for?

  29. Connie Robinson says

    December 10, 2016 at 4:59 am

    Oh no you didn”t!!

  30. Pat says

    December 10, 2016 at 7:10 am

    Just got some OMG! Shorts to go with my OMG! Thanks Granny ????????????

  31. Pat says

    December 10, 2016 at 7:13 am

    Just got some OMG! shorts to go with my OMG! hair. Thanks Granny.

  32. Ferdinand says

    December 10, 2016 at 12:28 pm

    Yeah, probably should have lined these . . .

  33. sandra wardell says

    December 10, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    “Why, yes. Yes I am…….

  34. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    December 11, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    With apologies to the Rocky & Bullwinkle show:

    “Edgar: ‘Now there’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.’

    “Chauncey: ‘What’s that, Edgar?’

    “Edgar: That guy sunbathing over there.’

    “Chauncey: ‘What’s so unusual about that?’

    “Edgar: ‘Instead of Tall Bullwinkle Moose, it’s Loose Wool Blankie Shorts.’

  35. Jessica Whitehouse says

    December 11, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    Rockin the “Dad-Bod”!

  36. Donna DiFalco says

    December 12, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    Do these crochet shorts make me look a little heavy-?

  37. Jamie S. says

    December 15, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    “Upcycled. Never upstaged.” 😉

  38. Judi says

    December 15, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    The perfect balance of man candy and “no, you can’t have any” attitude

  39. Karen R. says

    December 16, 2016 at 2:45 am

    Today I found myself smiling for no reason and then I realized it was because I was wearing crochet shorts.

  40. laurie says

    December 17, 2016 at 11:20 am

    First thought; just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. LOL Although I must say that I would absolutely LOVE the afghan!

  41. CHARITY FOERSTER says

    December 18, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…

  42. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    December 19, 2016 at 11:09 am

    Either my comment disappeared or hasn’t been approved in over a week, so I’ll try again:

    Remember the two guys Edgar and Chauncey from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show?

    Edgar: ‘Now there’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.’

    Chauncey: ‘What’s that, Edgar?’

    “Edgar: ‘That fella sunbathing over there.’

    “Chauncey: ‘What’s so unusual about that?’

    Edgar: ‘It’s not Tall Bullwinkle Moose, it’s a guy in Loose Wool Blankie Shorts!’

  43. Joyce Pearson says

    December 26, 2016 at 1:01 am

    Have you found your pot of gold at the end of your rainbow? Well, here I am

  44. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    January 1, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Move over Esther Williams, there’s a new big SPLASH in Hollywood!

    He’s BETTER! He’s WETTER!
    He’s a real GO-GETTER!

    It’s THE MILLION DOLLAR MER-DUDE!

    Diving into a theatre near you soon, in Fabulous Lord von Schmitt fashions!

  45. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    January 17, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    Is there a winner?

  46. Denise Bryant says

    January 20, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    Do these crochet shorts make my butt look big?

  47. Kitten With A Whiplash says

    February 3, 2017 at 12:55 am

    I hate to be a pest, but – Is there a winner?

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