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Turn Your Head Sideways – Um Is that What I think It Is?

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You would be totally correct if you thought this was a ……. Purse.

I know lots of our readers don’t like it when I use the “V” word so I am just going to shave around (pun intended) using it’s anatomically correct word.

Yes it is a Vijaya, JJ, Who ha, Girls Bits hairy purse for your hand bag. I bet you can’t guess what you’re meant to store in this “V” themed purse, can you? Yep the things you use monthly for your “V”.

It’s a great gag gift for those who have a certain type of sense of humour.

Get it here: Free “V” Crochet Purse Pattern.

Comments

  1. I’m not sure what kind of other comments you get, but I would much prefer you just said vulva or vagina instead of dancing around what we all know you’re saying with ridiculous infantilizing names.

  4. I have no problem with using the word VAGINA and I think it is FUNNY!
    If you don’t like it, don’t look!

  6. As usual, your post is tasteless, crude, and absolutely despicable. I can always tell when you write a post. And that’s not a good thing.

  7. I agree with the commenters. Give the thing its proper name and leave it in its proper place. There are plenty of things less likely to give offence to pun on if you must.

  8. Singlehandedly trying to lose CraftGossip’s family friendly rating?

    Please, powers that be at Craft Gossip, can we get a crochet editor with good taste, common sense, a working understanding of public decency and a mind at least a couple inches above the gutter?

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Whip It Up Crochet Blanket – Free Pattern

This Free Whip It Up Crochet Blanket Pattern from Mary Maxim looks like pure comfort crochet. It is a free download for a crochet afghan, and Mary Maxim describes it as a beautifully textured blanket with a plush, soft texture designed to be worked up quickly.

The yarn choice is what really sets the tone here. This pattern uses Bernat Blanket Extra Thick, with 5 skeins and a U.S. U/50 (25 mm) crochet hook. That puts it firmly in the jumbo-yarn category, which usually means fast progress, chunky stitches, and that lovely instant-gratification feeling where the blanket actually starts looking like a blanket very quickly. Mary Maxim lists the yarn as weight 7 jumbo.

The finished size is also generous at 52 x 60 inches, so this is more than a tiny lap throw. It sounds like a proper snuggle-on-the-sofa blanket, and one that would make a nice gift as well. Mary Maxim specifically suggests it as a throw for home décor or as a thoughtful handmade present.

Skill-wise, this one looks very approachable. The page lists it as Beginner / Easy, and the stitch requirements are simple: chain, double crochet, repeat, single crochet, and slip knot. That makes it a good option for newer crocheters who want a chunky blanket project without too much fuss, or for more experienced crocheters who just want something relaxing and cozy on the hook.

I also think this is the kind of pattern that has strong appeal for anyone who likes fast, useful projects. Jumbo yarn blankets are not subtle, but that is part of their charm. They feel squishy, dramatic, and very giftable. Sometimes you want a delicate heirloom project, and sometimes you want a big soft blanket that feels like crocheting with a cloud. This one definitely leans toward the second category. That last part is my take based on the listed materials, size, and description.