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What NOT to Crochet? Who says so?

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OOOH, Maybe they got it right with this one. Pretty

but disorienting, to say the least!

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What, I ask you, is wrong with this?

funfur crochet

not my style, but sorta cute
When I ran across the site :

http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/

I had to check it out. I was amazed at some of the things that the knitting site owner found unworthy. For each of those projects, I could point out a similar number in knit – projects that just DO NOT WORK!

Well, I’m just practical enough that I’m not going to crochet a sweater or afghan with ‘FunFur’! Not only do I not need the extra bulk on my frame that such yarn would add, I can’t imagine caring for such an item. I find FunFur fine for a smattering of trim on other items. IMO it should be used as an accent only. But – that’s just my opinion.

I do visit that site from time to time and have learned from other crocheters that there is a similar site called ‘What Not to Knit’. That gives me some comfort! Don’t know if it’s a crocheter or knitter who moderates that site – but at least there is parity in the Yarniverse so I am happy.

So, instead of paying attention to what NOT to crochet – I say, just go crochet SOMETHING. It’s stress reducing, fun, not terribly expensive, productive, and satisfying. Who could ask for anything more?

Comments

  1. It is an unfair assumption that the owner of the blog is a knitter. I recommend you check out her personal blog called “Safety Boots and Crochet.” She’s a crocheter!

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Whip It Up Crochet Blanket – Free Pattern

This Free Whip It Up Crochet Blanket Pattern from Mary Maxim looks like pure comfort crochet. It is a free download for a crochet afghan, and Mary Maxim describes it as a beautifully textured blanket with a plush, soft texture designed to be worked up quickly.

The yarn choice is what really sets the tone here. This pattern uses Bernat Blanket Extra Thick, with 5 skeins and a U.S. U/50 (25 mm) crochet hook. That puts it firmly in the jumbo-yarn category, which usually means fast progress, chunky stitches, and that lovely instant-gratification feeling where the blanket actually starts looking like a blanket very quickly. Mary Maxim lists the yarn as weight 7 jumbo.

The finished size is also generous at 52 x 60 inches, so this is more than a tiny lap throw. It sounds like a proper snuggle-on-the-sofa blanket, and one that would make a nice gift as well. Mary Maxim specifically suggests it as a throw for home décor or as a thoughtful handmade present.

Skill-wise, this one looks very approachable. The page lists it as Beginner / Easy, and the stitch requirements are simple: chain, double crochet, repeat, single crochet, and slip knot. That makes it a good option for newer crocheters who want a chunky blanket project without too much fuss, or for more experienced crocheters who just want something relaxing and cozy on the hook.

I also think this is the kind of pattern that has strong appeal for anyone who likes fast, useful projects. Jumbo yarn blankets are not subtle, but that is part of their charm. They feel squishy, dramatic, and very giftable. Sometimes you want a delicate heirloom project, and sometimes you want a big soft blanket that feels like crocheting with a cloud. This one definitely leans toward the second category. That last part is my take based on the listed materials, size, and description.